My uncle’s two month old shark.
You have no idea how stinky its poops and farts are.
I always wonder what happened to their tails. Well, the AKC breed standard says the tail should be docked for no good reason:
Tail - Docked as short as possible without being indented. Occasionally a puppy is born with a natural dock, which if sufficiently short, is acceptable. A tail up to two inches in length is allowed, but if carried high tends to spoil the contour of the topline.
But docking is restricted or banned in the UK since 2006, so the KC standard says this:
Previously customarily docked short.
Undocked: set in line with the topline. Natural carriage which may be above or below topline when moving or alert.
Natural bobtails may occur, when the tail can be of any length, carried above or below topline when moving or alert.